Oh, I ain't no doctors, but I knows when I'm losing me patiensk

and

 "I ain't no physcikisk, but I knows what matters"

I was debating writing the whole post like Popeye but decided I would only confuse myself.

I love Popeye!

Not just the movie the comics and cartoon too but I mean that movie is pretty much the greatest thing ever! (Aside from brunch and ya know me...duh!!)

A. Robin Williams

B. Shelly Duvall

C. Harry Neilsson

D. Spinach

BOOM! Proof it's the greatest movie ever...just think about it!

Whatever...

So try as I might (subliminal screening of Popeye and all) I can't get Joe to eat spinach, he says he doesn't like it but I am pretty sure he has never had it, or has only had the canned kind 
(sorry canned spinach is yuck! for realz), Phooey anyways we have been eating similar but sorta different dinners and whatnot for a while now, so I just applied that to brunch!
Any ways the only thing you might now know how to cook is spinach (because if you cant fry an egg or make toast I can't help you). Spinach is easy, wash and cut the mushrooms and leeks then with a small tiny bit of oil in a pan fry them with some black pepper, then add the already cooked chopped bacon, (it's already cooked because I needed it for Joe's sandwich, if it isn't already cooked the cut it and cook it first). When that's all cooked/ fried then rinse the spinach and shake some of the water off, you want to leave some on, then just put it in the pan on low heat until its wilty, maybe like a minute or two, see easy! Fry eggs and assemble! TA-DA!

He had a breakfast sandwich (because he is picky)

and I had

Cheese toast topped with spinach, mushrooms, bacon and an egg on top.

(he also does not like mushrooms!)

I went and got sourdough bread and really fancy (by fancy I mean expensive) cheese, apple wood smoked cheddar!

And we also had green fruit salad, well really it was cut up grapes, pear and green apple because that's what we had, but the apple was peeled so it didn't look green...and so was the pear
I also had grapefruit mimosas yummy! (I am so healthy right?!)

I don't have much more to say, I am kinda sad today...rhymes...gross

"I think family is more important than dumb morality, hmm?"


The End!
(Also I am sorry if this is in 2 different fonts...I don't know whats up with that)

We have made it...

Good for us!

We totally made it through;

Thanksgiving,

The end of the world

Christmas

And 

New Years!

Don't get me wrong I like holidays, I just and not totally sure they like me...

You know what  do like though?

The fact that being a grown up means I get to get rid of/ change traditions I don't like and start new ones I really do like.

It's fun!

For the past three years or so Joe and I have made a tradition out of doing nothing at all on new years eve,

And I love it.

I am not one for crowds or dancing or parties so this works out really well for me in particular.

All my friends think we are lame old people...but that's totally true so...

WHATEVER MANNN!

This year we took one of his families traditions and had Chinese food on new years eve, except we changed it up by having it delivered (I don't think I could live without Foodler)

We also made Jojitos instead of having champagne, and watched a four hour Bukowski documentary.   

(Jojito: a bourbon drink normally made with mint and sparkling lime water, or fresh lime and plain sparkling water. Also know as a mint joelup).

Anyways none of that really has anything to do with brunch...(I am getting to that now)

So the last time we had Chinese food leftover (like forever ago!) Joe and I basically had this convo:

J: "Whenever we have leftover Chinese food my parents make Chinese Food Hash, want me to make you that?" 

K: "Errr I am guessing what that is and I don't think I want it..."

J: "no it's really good..."

K: "Okay we don't have any other food anyways what do we do"

J: "Chop up all the food and put it in a pot with the rice and cover it with soy sauce and cook it..."

(we start cutting chicken fingers)

J: "do we have packets of soy sauce?"

K: "No, but we have a huge bottle of lower sodium soy sauce in the fridge"

J: "I don't want that I want packets...they taste waaay better"

I am going to stop transcribing the conversation now, because if I remember correctly it just went into useless blabbering after that.

I mean that last part really didn't need to be there except it's funny...

Packets taste better?! Really?!

What a cutie he is!

Anyways I am telling you all of this because, for brunch New Years Day, we had Chinese food hash!

(It sounds crazy I know but it really is good, really bad for you though, I guess not worse than Chinese food in general...oh I am talking about like crap Chinese food by the way...not like real Chinese food)

With mimosas (from the champagne we didn't use the night before) and some fruit salad.

It was a good binge, because this year I am totally going to be a healthy person ...(my pants are totally on fire)...

Yeah so that basically it...I will be posting again soon soon (with pictures promise)

(but not really promise)

Yeah I know that everyone thinks this is gross but guess what I think you are gross...so BOOM ROASTED!

AAAAAAAAAAALSO....I may have lost it...who knows...

 Byeee!